Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Welfare

I cross ocean, poor and broke,
I Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash, right to your door."
Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,
And Free Medical keeps you healthy!

By and by,I got plenty money
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come, as fast as you can.

They come in turbans and in Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together.
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house,and say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."And in the yard, I put a tent.

Send for family, they just trash,
But they too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby -- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

15 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

Bravo, Mr. Badgerbob, bravo.

badgerbob said...

Morb,I had a feeling that you would appreciate this one.

badgerbob said...

a good badger always has a secondary exit.

morbid misanthrope said...

You two play off of each other pretty well. Have you ever considered Vaudeville?

badgerbob said...

Willow thinks she is being funny, but she is actually mean and hurtful. If I was capable of feeling anything, I would probably cry. whatever anyways.
Hey , did you guys like george's speech today, concerning the war. I thought it was his best speech to date, and long overdue.

morbid misanthrope said...

Most certainly tt was the speech he needed to give. I've been a bit disappointed with some of his decisions as of late, and that speech was just what the doctor ordered...so to speak.

NewYorkMoments said...

You've obviously been spending lots of time in NYC...

Networkchic said...

You know there's plenty of 'white trash' living in many parts living off those welfare checks. Trash doesn't discriminate.

badgerbob said...

Nym, one of my favorite haunts.

chic, I agree. trash is as trash does.

badgerbob said...

armaedes, I am sorry to inform you, that you are my new best friend.

Jillian said...

You hit the nail on the head!

badgerbob said...

I was trying for the heart, but a headshot will do.

J C said...

brilliant, bob, simply brilliant

badgerbob said...

J, thanks, I think my next post will not be so well received.

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