One Halloween, an elderly woman opened her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blonde curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an angel. The woman said, "What are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and said, "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thought this was just adorable, and called her husband to come to the door. The woman said to the child, "Go ahead honey, say it just one more time."
Once again the little angel looked up and said, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband said to his wife, " You were right honey, this little angel is just the cutest thing."
The old woman picked an apple from the treat bowl, shined it up with her apron, and dropped it into the little girl's bag. The little angel looked in her bag, then looked up at the woman and said,
"Hey old lady! You just broke my fucking cookies!"
10 comments:
And you are too!
Cute... ? !
Kids these days ! !
The bitch broke her fucking cookies. That was the least of the problems. What kind of asshole gives out apples for halloween. That reminds me of the bastards who used to give out those wax lips. Freaks.
I like to pick wormy apples of the ground, cover them in caramel, drop them in the dirt, put a second coating of caramel on and then hand them out to the snotty kids. Each apple should have at least one live worm in it.
But that's just me!
I think I love you, badgerbob.
Nym, we should probably act on this, before I turn in to a pumpkin.
Halloween: Bah! Humbug!
Oh yeah, I hate kids too.
Morb, does that mean you will not be trick-or-treating this year?
is an apple any better than a box of raisins!?!?!
RAISINS!!!
Will you turn into a pumpkin at midnight Eastern time or Pacific time?
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