Sister Mary, was out making her rounds one morning, visiting homebound patients, when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was in a hurry to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted a bedpan she was taking to a patient. Ever resourceful she took the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried it back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two old men were watching from across the street. One turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm joining her church!!''
12 comments:
This joke sucks.
What's wrong badgeeeebob are the rats nibbling away at your grey matter.... that joke is not up to usual standards....the key word here is usual...hahahaha
What the hell is a tofu munga .....sounds like some fungus infection.
I find it Lame, but funny though! (smiling)Tks for sharing it!
At least you posted...something I haven't managed in a while!
P.S. Belfast is not in the Republic of Ireland; it's in the UK. Much like Toronto is not in the U.S. ;P
Tofu munga? What the hell is a munga?
Random, are you out on a day pass again? It's a mad mad world.
Suzie, it was pretty bad.
Shan, don't you mean, much like Quebec is not part of Canada?
Willow,while I'm at it, why don't I just load my gun, and shoot myself. No,Wait! I wouldn't want to deprive you of the pleasure of pulling the trigger.
Thank you so much for your concern.
Interesting...I always thought a Catholic car would run on bullshit.
Newyorkmoments........bullshit walks money talks and the Catholic church is money.
Well they're not getting any of my money.
She should have just told some people if they pushed her car, she'd get them into heaven. That's how the Catholic Church usually gets people to give till it hurts.
She should have just told some people if they pushed her car, she'd get them into heaven. That's how the Catholic Church usually gets people to give till it hurts.
Best regards from NY! » » »
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