Sally was not a very good student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through most of the classes. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"
When Sally didn't stir, Frank, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and Sally fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher again asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Sally didn't move. Once again, Frank leaned forward and stuck her in her rear with his pen.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," And Sally fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked a third question. "Sally, what did Eve say to Adam after she had their twenty-third child?" Once again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
This time Sally jumped up and shouted,"IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Teacher fainted.
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17 comments:
LMFAO!!!!!!
Does your mother know you talk like that?
OK, so was it Frank or Johnny who kept poking her? There are inconsistencies in this story.
bh, she's the one who taught me.
willow,I have already sent a few people to hell, and in all liklihood, will be joining them there.
Penguins? I love penguins.
Nym, I was wondering if anyone would catch that. You're a sharpie.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
this one might be my favourite.
i heard this joke years ago (in sunday school no less, and when i say "heard" it may or may not have been from my own mouth) and it still makes me laugh
Speaking of sticking things where they don't go....check my blog, per your request. ;)
Amazing that a young child - Sally - would know so many profanities considering her Sunday School class was being taught at a Kindergarden/First Grade level. Can they hold a child back in a Sunday School class? I never attended. I was busy drinking the communion wine behind the building with the kid that stole the money from the collection plate.
armaedes, maybe she was a mustang?
Jill, you forgot to cuss. Swearing will set you free.
blue, you have to come to a decision on this.
dan, do you know where your pen is?
baby, a true work of art. I had a good laugh. Thanks.
You kill me Bob.. Thanks for the laugh...
Get me the soap...it's time to wash out that mouth of yours. Oh, and you need a good spanking. ;-)
Oh Bob disgusting as usual.Are you a religious zealot in disguise.....I wonder about you...maybe you could never say this stuff at home so you put it in your blog.
Networkchic....I'm sure he would love a good spanking...are you flirting with him...you are sick and mad if you were
Just thinking....you think..hahahaha
blueprincesa....this one might be your favourite....are your taste buds up your ass???
babyjewels...stick a fork in it you idiot
dan-e....I guess it doesn't take much to make you laugh
And where is the brilliant LisaBinDaCity....with her nonsense...
Chic, I accept your offer.
Madness,Hmmmm? For a minute there, I thought that I was on the wrong site. You hate me. You hate my readers. You porobably hate yourself. Hmmm? IF you promise not to insult my fellow bloggers anymore, I will let you play with my dog. He is part wolf, and likes to bite, but somehow I think you would get along with him. His name is Jesse. We may have to tie a pork chop around your neck, to entice him to attack...I mean play with you, but I am sure it will be fun. Just think, you may actually have a friend. After this experiment, maybe we can find you a person to be friends with, but you will probably have to ease up on the positive attitude and nice comments.
We don't want to overwhelm anyone.
Badger, I loved this joke, but not enough to hold me over for two days. Where's Thursdays joke?!
Badger...it has nothing to do with hate and I do not hate myself and I have plenty of friends even dogs like me I have a wolf of my own.
You will notice that I did not have negative comments about all the contributors to your site (some I admire like armaedes. morbid and most of all willow) only the ones I deem to be flakes....and if their skin is that thin well tooooooooooo bad.....hello....it's a blog.
....You will notice that I did not have negative comments about all the contributors to your site (some I admire like armaedes. morbid and most of all willow) only the ones I deem to be flakes....and if their skin is that thin well tooooooooooo bad.....hello....it's a blog.
Well madman, thanks for setting me straight on who you approve and disapprove of on my?/your blog.
Do you have a particular joke or topic in mind for my?/your next post??
What a great site » »
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