Monday, November 21, 2005
Thanksgiving
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep... I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please
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Badgerbob, did you write this? It's fucking classic.
Nym,I cannot tell a lie! wait! sure I can, and I'm actually quite good at it.
So, that being said, yes I did.
Is that one of those "trick answers?"
Usually I only float away when I huff the gas from the whipped cream can.
Nym, that was actully a subliminal message , I sent you.
Morb, I see you are up on all the latest fads . Huffing is quite popular amongst the badger youth population. I keep telling them , Anhydrous-ammonia
is not good for them, but they insist on chasing the tractor.
I didn't realize huffing was a fad. I've been huffing stuff ever since I was in my mommy's tummy and she used to huff paint thinner with mothballs.
The huffing explains a lot around here :p
I hate Thanksgiving. I think it has something to do with my dislike for poultry. I want real meat damnit.
....I know thar sounded so bad. Go ahead and have fun with it.
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