A man hobbled into the emergency room one night. He was in such pain, that he couldn't even sit down.
The doctor asked "What’s the problem ? You seem to be in a lot of pain".
The man replied." I have something wrong, but, I am embarrassed to show you."
The doctor explained that in all his years, he had seen just about everything possible, and at this point, nothing could shock him. So the man proceeded to drop his trousers and bend over.
The doctor gasped, and said "What on earth happened to you?!! You have a massive hole in your bottom".
The man explained that he had just been on holiday in Africa.
"I was raped by a male elephant" said the man.
The doctor shook his head , and said, " You don't expect me to believe that, do you? If it were true, you wouldn’t be as damaged as that, because the penis on a male elephant isn’t that large."
To this ,the man replied, "Yes I know that doc, but he fingered me first."
Anything and everthing.
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19 comments:
I just snorted chammomile tea! LOL
I'm curious how the doctor knows how large an elephant's penis is.
GROSS !
Ouch. That huge elephant fingernail must have cause quite a gash.
Badgerbob, what is the origin of your fascination with interspecies fornication?
Hula, am I naked?
Anna, that's an odd hobby. I used to snort crown royal.
Bh, are you not up on your national geographic? Have you never worked in a zoo?
Jt, my sentiments exactly, and I might add "ouch".
Nym, call me curious. I once spent a winter living in an igloo, on the ice in the canadian arctic, and after months of watching the fascinating goings-on amongst a pack of huskies, who made up a dog-sled team, I was never quite the same.
Mush!!!
So you're a sucker for hairy haunches, then?
Great Scott nym! Heaven's no! I never entwine myself with anyone, who isn't of the female persuasion.
Homophobe. Sheesh. Female huskies have hairy haunches. So do female badgers...And it's not like they can go out & get a haunch-wax. Even AKC groomed poodles still sport puffballs on their haunches.
AKC? Is that a chicken joint, like KFC? I am not a homophobe.I am not afraid of homos. I just choose not to have sex with them. What they do amongst themselves, is their own business. This badger believes, in live and let live. Or is it kill em all, and let god sort them out. Yep, I think it's the second one.
I missed the episode of National Geographic with the elephant penises. Is there another showing?
Badgerbob, you're my hero.
Bh, I will show you mine ,if you....Well, you know how it goes.
Nym, how cool! I've never been anyone's sandwich before.
Well, you did say you've got all of that badgermeat hanging around, and I have some buns...
Nym, are you asking me to slide my meat between your buns?
Bh, and your next?
Must be karma.
I ain't shy. I will send you a picture of mine if you like?
I'll send one to you too bob, ya fuckr.
Only if you think you're badger enough, Badgerbob.
Nym, i'm badger enough for both of us.
wesley, thanks but that won't be necessary.
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