Cowboys

A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served those folks?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning."
The cowboy, thought for a moment, and said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation ! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and then returned that evening. The waiter brought his dish, bowed, and said, "Enjoy Senor". The cowboy looked around, to make sure that no one was watching, and turned his attention to his meal . He inspected the contents of his platter, and after eating the first testicle, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."