A visiting professor, at the University of Alabama, was giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked. "How many people here, believe in ghosts?"
Approximately ninety of the students raised their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About forty students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm glad you are taking this seriously. Has anyone here ever spoken to a ghost?"
Fifteen students raised their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
To this ,three students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one one last question ... Have any of you, ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raised his hand.
The professor was astonished. He took off his glasses, took a step back, and said, "Son,in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Alabama student replied, "It's quite common in our part of the state" and began to make his way up to the podium.
The professor said, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replied, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goat!'"
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More interspecies fucking, Badgerbob. You're obsessed.
There once was a student named Len
Who fucked a goat in his den
He thrusted all day
On an afternoon in May
And asked, "Goat, was it good for you, then?"
Nym, keen observation!
I'm keen and intrigued.
Being from TN, we hate Bama. But I thought this kinda thing happened more in KY. Nevermind, that's the daddy/uncle thing.
Nym, it's actually quite simple. I am half animal, half man, and all pervert.
Bh, Ky will be touched upon in a future derogatory post.
Wait, I thought ky was more about the pig f'ers??? Sorry, no, that's Arkansas.
I'm sure that I will have insulted everyone, by year end. Fuck-em if they can't take a joke.
OMG that sooooo funny!
Those there them people from Alabama! never turn your back on them. especially you, badger.
Kelly, I will not venture into the southern states, without one eye open at all times. Memories of "Deliverence" have been burned into my brain.
Goat fuckers kind of piss me off. I mean, certain ceremonies require a virgin goat be sacrificed. You do not want to know what happens when you accidentally sacrifice an impure goat because you didn't know some pervert was having sex with it.
MOrb, you just put a scare into the devil worshippers. I wonder if they do a goat, virginity, check before sacrifices?
You know what else scares devil worshippers? Jocks in letterman's jackets intent on kicking their asses and stepping on their black, silk cloaks.
Or was that what gothic kids were scared of. Oh well. Might as well be the same thing.
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