A blind man and his guide dog entered a Bar and found their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yelled to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately became absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, a woman sitting next to him said,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thought for a moment and said,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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16 comments:
I'm a blonde.
Good one Bob :D
Nym, do you have proof of this?
Jt, thanks.
Badgerbob, what kind of proof would you like?
What choices do I have, to pick from?
Do you always answer a question with a question?
What do you mean?
It's all part of my plan to drive you insane. :)
Foiled again, Badgerbob. I'm already insane.
How come blonde jokes are always about women? Blonde men are dumb too.
Blue, you are so right!
I'm offended!!!!! I'm blonde even if it's the dirty variety.
Bh, I thought uou was a redhaired gal.
Hula, why do I have this funny feeling, that I was just called stupid?
LOL @ Hulabelly :D
Very smartly worded.
They let women become black belts in karate these days? My old karate teacher would be pissed if he was still alive. Some feminist shot him after he called her a stupid dame.
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