Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Blonde Deodorant

A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, overhearing this, explained to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and have never heard of such a product. Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she had been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," said the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," said the blonde."
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist, who looked at it and said to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatched the container back and read aloud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."