A Somali Man arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."
Anything and everthing.
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22 comments:
What a great joke! I'd leave a longer post, but I'm still at work.
hehehe.
Morb, an all-nighter? That's tough.
Nym, you have a world? Has Captain James T. Kirk, or Mr Spock ever been to visit? If not, I can dress up in my Mr Sulu costume and come visit.
Kelly, I believe it's hahaha.
Willow, I have hardly scratched the surface.
Who better to insult foreigners, but one himself. When my badger ancesters arrived here, from a tiny far away planet, their ship crashed. We knew we could not go home,so we had to immerse ourselves into the existing badger population, and are now held in high esteem amongst our fellow tribesmen.
I am from Somalia and I thought that was funny. not everything is racism.
this mix of nationalities and races makes this country the greatest country in the world. I lives here most of my life, was born here too, then my mom took me to Somalia. I am one of those Hyphenated people that populate this country, Somali-American, Just like Italian American, Mexican-American, Irish-American, British-American, Israeli-American, Sweden-American. Get it.
Some came here before the others...
Look, the camel joke I find it funny, I am from a long line of camel herds hehehehe and darn proud of it and I should be offended to the core for being call terrorist. but I laugh seing a camel sitting in an airport parking lot. It is funny, though insulting.
anyway, every clan/nation in the world has been Stereo typed a long time ago, and most jokes are based on stereo types.
Badger Go back to your Planet! eheheheheh
I didn't say anything about somalis being terrorists.
Somalia is not known for it's terrorists. It's known for it's murderers, who commit acts of genocide; and for it's tribal warfare. And the people of Mogadishu, its capital, who Killed U.S. soldiers and dragged their bodies through the streets in celebration.
"At 3:00 A.M. on February 26th , 1991, the USC (United Somali Congress)attacked Galcayo, the capital of the Mudug region in the central rangeland of Somalia. Initially, 1000 highly trained commandoes infiltrated the city, entered the homes of the civilian population and slaughtered the women, the children, the disabled and the elderly.
This is just one example of many atrocities committed by various african nations on their own people. Let's not even mention Rwanda.
When was the last time that Us marines attacked one of their own cities and hacked to death , with machetes, all of the women ,children, old people and disabled?
Glad we can provide a safe place for you to live, raise kids and go to school, within our borders.
another Politically Incorrect joke
you should be ashamed of yourself badgerbog
i, on the other hand, love it
keep 'em coming
Thanks J. It's just another checkers move in my game of "Let's Make Badgerbob The President".
Although Morbid Misanthrope may be a tough political opponent, I still believe I can win with my free love platform.
Badger I always knew you were an alien life form and I use the term life loosely.
Yasmin....get a life this is a blog and the author is an alien, or a badgeror whatever....he also makes it his life's work to insult everyone...if you are into serious stuff find anotherblog and another home ...I myself think you are an imposter.
Badgerbob, who the hell would vote for an alien? An alien promoting free love no less.
While we are similar candidates in many ways, I oppose free love. I stand for responsibility, abstinence, and accountability. Which is why I am the thinking person's candidate...plus, I'll make the legal drinking age eight...younger if parental consent is involved.
intersting platform morbid
you just may get my vote in this election
i'm against free love
Random, I am not sure if I should feel chilly from your cold callous insults, or warm and fuzzy, that you came to my defense.
I think I will settle on creeped out.
Morbid, as to who would vote for an alien, there are others amongst us , and survivors of Area 51 , who have been spreading the word. Not to mention a few million Mexicans. Hell, that's the California vote wrapped up. Toss in New Mexico, Texas, and Arizona, and we got us a gum fight.
J.,morbid is going to need a Vice President, and you do share his views.
What's wrong with free love?
Are you a male prostitute, or something similar?
Thats funny...I laughed so hard pepsi came out my nose!!
j holden - Thanks. I knew there were others in this country against free love.
Badgerbob - As for who would vote for an alien, I concede that Jimmy Carter was elected President. Although not an alien himself, after being elected he was replaced by a cyborg(s) made by aliens. So technically, no one knowingly voted for an alien after all.
Area 51? Feh! The real shit went down at S-4. Besides, any survivors of area 51 have since been moved (possibly to S-4) and are most likely still being held against their will; they can't even vote.
If elected President, I will ally the U.S. Government with the Plaedians in order to combat the Reptilians and their cohorts - the greys. These issues matter to the American people, badgerbob. Defeating the Reptilians means no more babies will be eaten and there will be no more anal probes.
As for the Mexicans…You have me there.
willow - Russian rocket? What are you? Some kind of commie? As I said to badgerbob, I'm already working with the Plaedians. If rocketed into space, I'm sure they'd give me a ride back.
willow - I'm not one of those Thiaoouba hippies. I just understand the importance of stopping the Reptilian menace, and if that means associating with the Plaedians to do so, so be it.
I must say, unlike you I wasn't around five million years ago. And while I wasn't present to witness the destruction of the small moon all those millions of years ago, I was present in May/June 2003 to witness the absence of the Anunnaki's returning planet, Nibiru. I saw that one coming. Which reminds me, this new age hippy I know owes me ten bucks.
Jill, why are you snorting pepsi, when you could be snorting coke? All those taste tests can't be wrong.
Can they?
Morb, I am not of the grey people. I come from a higher intelligence. The grey people follow me , because I am told , that I possess knowledge which is of interest to them.
As for Jimmy Carter, he suffered from a rare medical disorder called pee-nuts.
Willow, I have a moon I would like for you to see.
badgerbob - While I'm sure you possess knowledge of interest to the greys, they ultimately take orders from the Reptilians. So how do the American people know you're not already being controlled by the Reptilians? You don't eat babies do you? Ever met someone named Credo Mutwa? The people want to know.
Pee-nuts. Huh-huh.
Morbid and willow, My friends, The Plejaren knew that frauds would use the name Pleiadians and therefore kept their true name and origin a secret until they withdrew from earth in 1995. The Plejaren have always had the policy of contacting only one person on a planet. There are several reasons for this but the most important reason can be summed up in an old cliché, "Too many cooks spoil the broth". And over the years, the Plejaren have always said they have only contacted Badgerbob and no one else.
Stay tuned for my next post appearing within minutes.
Yeah, Credo Mutwa is just some crazy guy with a history of having some rather nasty experiences - most likely drug related. But next to David Icke, he almost looks credible.
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