A guy was waiting in the checkout line at the Super Market one evening, when he looked behind him ,and noticed a very pretty blonde, who raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and then thought that she looked vaguely familiar. He couldn't place where he might know her from, so he said "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replied "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
Horrified, he thought back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful.
"Christ!" he said. "Are you that stripper, from my stag night, that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"
"Noooo" she replied, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
9 comments:
Shit. Caught out once again because of semantics...
Oh so funny! cucumber up butt...English teacher... yikes!
nym, are you trying to tell me something?
Wax, the idea of wet celery appeals to ya huh? Interesting.
Kelly, yikes x 2
I'm ALWAYS trying to tell you something, Badgerbob.
oh bob... where do you find these... hehe..
Nym, it must be that hard head of mine.
Jt, just lucky I guess, with a healthy dose of plagiarism. Did I spell that correctly?
Ohhhhh, your hard head. Stop teasing me already!
HAHAHA...Such honesty!
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