We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys. Being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still up cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late, after a night out with the guys. Smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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3 comments:
I guess I'd have gutsy balls if I actually had a wife...or if any woman would actually talk to me.
okay now that cracked me up !
And for how long did those balls remain attached?
I would have ripped them off with one swipe of my badger claws.
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