A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off, and were enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and exclaimed, "Shit! I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his very next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he missed again. The usual comment followed.
The nun was really mad now and said, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swung and missed again. "Shit, I missed."
At that moment, a terrible rumble was heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning shot out of the sky and struck Sister Mary dead in her tracks.
And from the sky came a booming voice ....... "Shit, I missed."
15 comments:
That's it! Now you're ridiculing Catholics? I'm going to stone & burn badgers! We won't stand for this!
Catholic girls? Like the ones Frank Zappa sang about?
Frank Zappa? Don't you mean Dweezil?
Nope. Dweezil is my cousin.
Dweezilzeweasel?
Good one Nymmo!
Isn't Nymmo a fish?
Frank Zappa kicks ass. And so does a pissed off, foul-mouthed god.
Morb, have you been away? On a bender perhaps?
Or are you in hiding, from the Muslim masses?
Nymmo is my way of saying nympho??
Oh Badgerbob, you really know just what to say ;-)
I have been away, actually: in an office, chained to a desk and a computer; sometimes overnight. Fortunately, it was a bit of a bender as well. The flask disguised as a cell phone is perhaps the greatest thing ever invented. My boss only got suspicious when I brought seventeen cell phones to work.
Hiding from Muslims? Hell no. I plan on infuriating them further with some cartoons that are actually offensive. Hey, do you know if "pig fucker" is hyphenated? As in, "Muhammad was a pig-fucking pedophile."
I think it's all one word, as in "pigfucking pedophile."
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