There was a pit-bull, a Doberman, and a beagle, all locked up in the local dog pound. The pit-bull decided to speak freely and said, "Ya know, it wasn't my fault I bit that kid's head off. Them kids have been throwing rocks at me for years and I just couldn't help but jump the fence one day and go after them. Now they are going to put me to sleep."
The Doberman spoke up and said, "I'm in for a similar incident. My master just wasn't paying any attention to me, since that stinkin baby came along, and one day while it was crawlin around on the floor, I bit its leg off. Now they are going to put me to sleep too."
Both the pit-bull and the Doberman look at the beagle and asked, "What are you in for?"
The beagle replied, "Well the other day my master's lady was walking around the house naked all day . When she went into the bathroom and bent over to clean the tub I just couldn't take it anymore. I came up behind her, put my front paws on her back and mounted her."
The pit-bull asked, "So when are you being put to sleep?"
The beagle replied, "Oh, I'm not in to be put to sleep, I'm just here to have my nails trimmed and groomed."
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You really are quite the idiot. I checked out that site and the only thing I can say is that I wish I could get my hands around your ugly neck so that I could squeeze it - hard. After all, it seems obvious that you're not using it to send any important information upstairs.
Willow, how nice of you to drop in for a landing, to say hello. We will have your broom re-fueled and ready for takeoff at any moment.
Badgerbob, this was fabulous! Lately, there's been a distinct lack of the usual beastiality and inter-species fornication on this blog. Glad to have it back :-)
Nym , always happy to please you.
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