Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hired a young female clerk who liked to
wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk,
and then at the loaves of bread, behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof), and the location
of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin
bread please" the man said.

The female clerk nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the
raisin bread, which was located on the very top shelf. The young
man standing, almost directly beneath her, was provided with an
excellent view, just as he figured. As she descended
the ladder he said that he really should get two loaves, as he
was having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other
male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly,
he requested his own loaf of raisin bread, so he could continue to
enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seemed to catch the
eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, every guy who came in,
was asking for raisin bread, just to see up her skirt, as she climbed up and down.
After awhile she became tired, and irritated, but said to herself," This bread must be really good."

On the next trip up the ladder, she suddenly stopped, realizing what was going on. She turned and glared
at the men standing below. She noticed an elderly man standing
amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Pissed off, and tired
she yelled at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"

"No," stammered the old man, "but it's a-quiverin.'"