Sheep

A lawyer from New York moved to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several days , he realized that he hadn't seen any women. He asked one of the local cowboys, "What do you do when you get the urge for a woman?"The cowboy replied, "See them thar' sheep up on thet hill. We just go git us one.""That is disgusting and barbaric!!" replied the lawyer.
After about 3 months the lawyer couldn't stand it any longer. He decided though, if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right. He picked out the prettiest ewe of the bunch, bathed her, put a pink ribbon on her, served her hay on a china plate, dressed her in fine lingerie, and then took her to bed.After he finished, he decided to take his new love out for a drink. He wandered into the local saloon with the ewe under his arm.
The piano fell silent, people dropped drinks, and all the cowboys turned, and stared in shocked disbelief.
The lawyer said, "You bunch of hypocrates. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along.
I'm just doing it with more class."
"That ain't the problem," replied one cowboy.
"That's the sheriff's gal you're with."