STATE OF NEW YORK - ATTORNEY SEASONS AND BAG LIMITS
1. Any person with a valid State Of New York hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. Season is open 365 days per year.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, ambulances, or hospitals.
8. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
9. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, RABIES, and VERMIN.
10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
Yellow Bellied Sidewinder- 2
Two-faced Tort Feasor- 1
Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator- 4
Big-mouthed Pub Gut- 2
Honest Attorney- 0 (FACING EXTINCTION)
Cut-throat- 2
Back-stabbing Whiner- 2
Brown-nosed Judge Kisser- 2
Silver-tongued Drug Defender- no limit plus a $100 bounty for each one.
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8 comments:
We need a bag limit for those Defenders of Rappers from the Hood and their Homies, who think they're above the law and after releasing their shitty songs for the world to suffer through, continue to fuck up legally.
Shooting up the Joint (Diddy without the "P" since he had that problem fixed), Child porn (R. Kelly), Pimping the Ho's (90% of them), Stupidity (92%), and Showing the crack of their ass while they rap (93%).
that was so original. badger did you write this one? very good.
I'm going to New York. It didn't say anything about disguising myself as a prostitute. I'm off lawyer hunting.
Willow,I'm with you.If you come up with something funny, you can put it on here if you like. Sarcastic and insulting jokes are also allowed.
Baby, no,I just changed it to suit myself.
Bh,sounds like a brilliant plan.Happy hunting!
Finally, a reason to go to New York.
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