Today is hump day, so lets get the questions rolling.
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What do you do when people think that you are a man pretending to be a woman? I'm not or anything like that but people keep on making snide comments about how manly i seem and how i'm so tough and that I have a 5 o'clock shadow even though I shave everyday
If I had a tv show , I would invite you on for a makeover,...whoa there! You shave every day??? Can you post a picture? Put that toughnes to use ,and kick the crap out of them.
I know it's painful and expensive... but if facial hair is something you're really upset about you could consider electrolysis. It kills the hair permanently.
Arm, use your imagination. In your case , it means you should have continuous sex with your new gal, until the stroke of twelve, or twelve strokes, whichever comes first.
She gave no sign that anything odd had happened! That's getting pretty deep Mr.Morb. Where are you going with this? Or are you meaning the book by Dr.Zeuss?
I just wanted to know if anyone else who read the book (about people "afflicted with fantastic perceptual and intellectual aberrations") thought it was funny. Or am I just a bastard?
K Bob, If there isn't this picture which is me...it isn't me. And the ass who is pretending to be me here is a loser with nothing better to do and nothing intellegent to say..ignore the septic pig.
As to your comments...can you explain in detail how Trudeau was a crook? As to Cretian...he's on trial too.
As far as the bit about people building their homes below see level and flood insurance as I don't want to help you to make yourself seem insensitive. Most people who lost there homes couldn't afford insurance. That and the ones who did HAD acts of God coverage which included a clause on Hurricanes. As far as them being below sea level...that's what the levies were for. There were notices dating back at least 20 years in the files of warnings that the leveies needed to be serviced and some repairs made. They weren't made.
Those questions can only be answered by vampires and aliens; and while Badgers are scurvy, nighttime creatures out to create havoc and pee on private property, they don't have the brain capacity to think deep thoughts.
Then again, neither do I. Next we'll bring to the podium Morbid, Armaedes, and drunkbh to see what these folks have to offer in the way of an explanation. Come on, Snap to it folks.
misunderstood-the more humps, the better -darkness always wins -I have no feelings on that subject -earthenware -I have spent two winters living on the ice in the arctic, and was never cold,but it was dark most of the day. Huh?
Willow, it is a great feeling to know that you like my site.
1.)The days are shorter because the sun is an apathetic bastard whereas darkness is a go-getter.
2.)People have the capacity for compassion but it is often strangulated by people's own over-inflated sense of importance which leads to a lack of courtesy.
3.)Plastic. Why? Because it pisses off the tree-hungers.
4.)The sun is 333,000 times larger than earth and heat from the sun reaches earth in roughly eight minutes. Because earth spins on its axis, and orbits the sun, parts of the planet (like the Antarctic) are exposed to less direct heat from the sun. Also, I think those filthy, baby-eating, Reptilian Aliens might have something to do with it.
20 comments:
What do you do when people think that you are a man pretending to be a woman? I'm not or anything like that but people keep on making snide comments about how manly i seem and how i'm so tough and that I have a 5 o'clock shadow even though I shave everyday
If I had a tv show , I would invite you on for a makeover,...whoa there! You shave every day??? Can you post a picture?
Put that toughnes to use ,and kick the crap out of them.
I know it's painful and expensive... but if facial hair is something you're really upset about you could consider electrolysis. It kills the hair permanently.
Arm, use your imagination. In your case , it means you should have continuous sex with your new gal, until the stroke of twelve, or twelve strokes, whichever comes first.
Princesa, is it true that swimmers have no body hair?
I can't think of a question but I like the fact that it's hump day.
Here's a question: Have you ever read the book "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat" by Oliver Sacks? Huh-huh. I wrote "sacks."
She gave no sign that anything odd had happened! That's getting pretty deep Mr.Morb. Where are you going with this?
Or are you meaning the book by Dr.Zeuss?
I just wanted to know if anyone else who read the book (about people "afflicted with fantastic perceptual and intellectual aberrations") thought it was funny. Or am I just a bastard?
I don't think that you are the real lisab.
K Bob, If there isn't this picture which is me...it isn't me. And the ass who is pretending to be me here is a loser with nothing better to do and nothing intellegent to say..ignore the septic pig.
As to your comments...can you explain in detail how Trudeau was a crook? As to Cretian...he's on trial too.
As far as the bit about people building their homes below see level and flood insurance as I don't want to help you to make yourself seem insensitive. Most people who lost there homes couldn't afford insurance. That and the ones who did HAD acts of God coverage which included a clause on Hurricanes. As far as them being below sea level...that's what the levies were for. There were notices dating back at least 20 years in the files of warnings that the leveies needed to be serviced and some repairs made. They weren't made.
ooops that's SEA level...pardon
Me,insensitive?? Nah, couldn't be. I just call them as I see them.
All you imposters cease and desist.
Those questions can only be answered by vampires and aliens; and while Badgers are scurvy, nighttime creatures out to create havoc and pee on private property, they don't have the brain capacity to think deep thoughts.
Then again, neither do I. Next we'll bring to the podium Morbid, Armaedes, and drunkbh to see what these folks have to offer in the way of an explanation. Come on, Snap to it folks.
misunderstood-the more humps, the better
-darkness always wins
-I have no feelings on that subject
-earthenware
-I have spent two winters living on the ice in the arctic, and was never cold,but it was dark most of the day. Huh?
Willow, it is a great feeling to know that you like my site.
well, I think professional swimmers just shave a whole lot... I always thought that was kinda funny
I'll take a crack at it.
1.)The days are shorter because the sun is an apathetic bastard whereas darkness is a go-getter.
2.)People have the capacity for compassion but it is often strangulated by people's own over-inflated sense of importance which leads to a lack of courtesy.
3.)Plastic. Why? Because it pisses off the tree-hungers.
4.)The sun is 333,000 times larger than earth and heat from the sun reaches earth in roughly eight minutes. Because earth spins on its axis, and orbits the sun, parts of the planet (like the Antarctic) are exposed to less direct heat from the sun. Also, I think those filthy, baby-eating, Reptilian Aliens might have something to do with it.
And there you have it.
Morb,
Is it the light or the heat that reaches the Earth in approx 8 mins?
Are they one in the same and
Why?
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