As the weekend is almost upon us, I think today would be a good day for us to focus on overcoming sexual hangups, so that all can enjoy the coming weekend without any inhibitions. When I become president, I promise to abolish sexual hangups and promote a free love society.
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Come on, peeps! I'm dying to hear about your sexual hang-ups and Badger's suggestions for working them out. I, of course, don't have any hang-ups, unless you count my lack of getting any the past couple of months. So someone else needs to get this ball rollin'.
Dear Girl, your situation can easily be remedied. I think we have some readers who are hesitant to venture out of the closet and into the light. That is a hangup of a different kind, unless , of course, they like sex in the closet. I have tried it and very much enjoyed it.
Badgerbob for president!
badger why do guys like girls who swallow? when I try with my boyfriend it makes me gag. He says if I don't swallow it means i dont really love him.
hey bob ya crazy fucker.You giving advice? unbelievable.
I got one for you. I got myself a new fish when I did my last stretch in lockup, and he develloped a bad case of roids. I traded his rights for a carton of smokes,but i had to go without,if you know what I mean. What should I do next time?
He's a complete moron, if that's his definition of love. Next time you gag, clamp down with your teeth. That should take care of your problem and introduce him to a world of pain. Most guys could care less if a woman swallows. The insecure, outwardly macho types are the exception.
Wesley, my advice to you would be to rig a tripwire using a shotgun and your doorknob, climb out your window, go get stinkin drunk, go home, let yourself in the door, and pass out on the floor.
Armaedes, it's fine if not done in prison, or around gay men. Unless you also play for the other team.
Last night when I was doing my nightly "under-the-bed" check for monsters I thought. "Wow, what a cozy place to have sex!" and decided then and there that "under the bed sex" is next on my list of things to do.
Would that qualify as a sexual hangup, or is it only a sexual hangup if I do it with the MONSTER watching? Or should I alleviate my problem altogether by doing it WITH the monster?
Willow, you sound pretty normal to me, which can be a scary thought.
Love should help get past any sexual hang-ups. Hopefully, if you are in a relationship, and it's no just for sex, then everything else should fall in line with a bit of open communication :)
-N
Willow, what you have is a fantasy, not a hangup. A hangup would be only wanting to do it under the bed because the thought of monsters was the only thing that could ever turn you on.
Natalia, if only us guys could get in line with that way of thinking. I tak it that you don't mind the lights being on?
Princesa, you've got me sold! Have you ever considered a career in sexual therapy?
Whoever is posting as rue and or Lisab, You have to stop this, or you will be imprisoned and subject to reading bad blogs, such as this one. Or I will be forced to block you from this site. I hate censorship of any kind, and despise people who delete comments,but feel compelled to do so with fake posters. Say anything you like, about me or anyone or anything on this site, but don't post as someone else.
badger I have multiple personality disorder. I sometimes think I am other bloggers and post using their names. can you help me?PETE,ITS ME LISA.LET ME OUT NOW.
badger , i have to go.lisa wants to come out and play.
BADGER,ITS ME LISA.PETE RAPED A CHICKEN TODAY.SOMETIMES I WANT TO KILL HIM,BUT I DON;T LIKE PAIN.WAIT HAVE TO GO .HES COMING BACK.
I'm not happy Badger with your continued commenting on my blog. I want you to take a moment to ponder the consequences of your actions. You come to my site and you drop your stink bombs and insensitive remarks to me and then you leave. I am a highly respectable educated woman and you are a foul mouth inconsiderate person. If we brought back the class system that I teach my students, you would be forced to sit in the basement and do your dirty deeds in solitude. I don't think that you are at all funny. Please stay away from me and my blog and I expect you to make sure that your creepy friends Morbid and Willow stay away from my blog also. I reserve the right to delete your and their comments, and I will do so.
THE GAS PASSERS OF AMERICA WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU, BADGERBOB.BLOGSPOT.COM TO BECOME A MEMBER OF OUR ESTEEMED GASSY COMMITTEE. YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SIMILAR FLATULANCE PROBLEM AS THE REST OF OUR FELLOW BOWEL BROTHERS. YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN US AT THE ANNUAL CABBAGE DINNER TO BE HELD AT THE END OF THIS COMING MONTH. WE WILL BE SENDING YOU OUT A FORMAL INVITATION AND A SMALL TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION IN THE FORM OF A FARTERS HAT AND PIN THAT WE HOPE YOU WILL PROUDLY WEAR WHEN YOU'RE FARTING. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BRING A GUEST TO JOIN YOU AT THE CABBAGE EXTRAVAGANZA AND YOU MAY ALSO ENTER THE NAME OF ONE OTHER PERSON THAT YOU KNOW OF WHO FEQUENTLY BREAKS WIND AND WE WILL CONSIDER THAT PERSON FOR MEMBERSHIP. PLEASE LET US KNOW BOTH YOUR GUEST'S NAME AND THE NAME YOU ARE OFFERING FOR CONSIDERATION. REGRETFULLY YOURS, STINKY PETE, VICE PRESIDENT.
What about tonight for others? (Sunday)
No hangups here! (LOL)
We definitely need a love society!! (smiling)
Tks for always visiting me. Left you a note. Take care...hope you had a nice weekend.
fuckbob, I think I can help you. You and your other personalities should play a game called russian roulette. Preferably with a large caliber revolver. I think this could help narrow the playing field for you guys. May the best person win.
Rue,???? Is this really you?
Gaspasser, thanks for the offer,but I respectfully decline your invitation,as I have a prior commitment as the honorary chairman of the Bay Area Regurgitation Fundraiser. (BARF)
Suzie, I hope you are feeling well. Let's put a badger in the Whitehouse.
Willow, if a tree fell in the forest, and no one saw me chop it down, could I still join the Sierra Club?
While you're abolishing those pesky hangups, can you do something about my stretchmarks? Or the eyes of all my potential lovers?
Thanks ;)
Shan, when I become President, I will table a bill, to add a chemical to our nation's drinking water(and beer), that will cause all men to see only beauty when gazing upon a woman's body. To the odd fellows who are immune to this, a secondary reaction in the chemical will keep them from commenting on it. This will however, in no way blind men to the inherent evil diguised as perkiness in some females.
Dear Gas Passers Of America, If your invitation still stands, I would like to have willow accept that honor in my place. I can't think of anyone else who would be more deserved of this distinktion. I am sure that her sidekick, Armaedes, could be coerced to attend as her guest. They can both be found in my links section.
Respectfully;
Badgerbob
While I have no problem with you badgerbob, I'm afraid I have to inform you that I will be running against you for the title of President. While you plan on abolishing sexual hangups, I plan on campaigning with the slogan, "Keep it in your pants, assholes." My running mate is a cartoon chastity belt that promotes abstinence by shooting hookers with a shame laser-beam. May the best candidate win.
You know what you get with a free love society? Crabs and genital rot. Remember that next time you want to paint neon peace signs on your abdomen and roll around in the mud with filthy hippies.
rue - What the fuck did I ever do to you? I've been called a lot of things in the past, but creepy? That's cold. It's because I'm *insert ethnicity here* isn't it.
Morb, I look forward to a long and filthy campaign, filled with accusations and innuendoes. What's a few crabs amongst friends?
Willow, I may be loathsome, and a creep, but I deeply resent being called malodorous. I'll have you know that I showered a month ago , and even used soap.
Are you sure you won't change your mind about the dinner? Armaedes was probably looking forward to being your escort.
Speaking of a long and filthy political battle, I'm going to give you a chance to concede now before I release some photos to the press; Photos of you sniffing old bedpans in the dumpster behind a convalescent home while rubbing a picture of the pope on your genitals. I'd say that's fair warning.
Bob, I am so sorry that you are being harrassed by an imposter. If there is no picture it is not me. Truly.
Willow and Morid...I apologize for this imposter. You are more than welcome to comment on my blog, of course! Actually you can tell it isn't me since I don't believe Morbid has EVER commented on my blog.
Some people have nothing better to do I suppose. I had someone making a horrific red neck-ish comment on my blog once posing as someone else. When I went back at him he was upset with me for responding since it wasb't really that blogger. I wonder if this idiot is the same guy, trying to stir something up. The best thing to do is delete this "thing".
Sorry for the confusion..
~The real Rue.
Morb, I have nothing to hide and relish the opportunity to exonerate myself in the eyes of the public. The photos have obviously been staged in a political attempt to discredit me. This is an outrage! You will be hearing from my attorney, as soon as he is released from custody.
ON a more serious note, did you know that I saved 5 dollars on my car insurance by switching to geico?
Rue, thank you for your kind response.
rue - I have not yet been to your blog, however, I most likely will at some point in the not too distant future. At that point, you can decide if you hate me for real.
badgerbob - I think your attorney was my cellmate back in 1998. I used to whore that little bitch out for toilet wine and cigarettes. Funny thing: he never asked for anything in return. He said most lawyers were the same way. Go figure.
willow - I had no way of knowing I was trespassing on your property; I simply followed Mr. Badgerbob to get photos of him incriminating himself. Technically, I didn't make your filthy bedpan habit public. You did a fine job of that yourself. If you would have simply played it cool, the world would have assumed it was not your home but the convalescent home I said it was. Also, how much of a hurry must one be in to use a bedpan rather than the proper facilities?
HI...you're welcome Mr. Badger.
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