Saturday, September 24, 2005

The New pet

A lady was in a pet shop one day, when she spotted a parrot, and fell in love with it immediately. She went to the shop owner and told him that she'd like to buy the bird. He said he would sell it to her, but he warned her that the bird had been raised up, from a chick, by a woman in a brothel, and had picked up some foul language. The woman said that she had to have the bird, and her kids were old enough to tolerate any bad language. So she purchased the bird and took it home and put it in the family room. When she took the cover off of the cage, the parrot gave a squawk, and said," Wow, how about this! A new brothel and a new madame!"
" I'm not a madame, and this is not a brothel!" the woman exclaimed, but she laughed to herself.
A couple of hours later, her two daughters arrived home. While they were checking out their new pet, he squawked again.
" Wow, how about this! A new brothel, a new madame, and two new whores!"
The girls were shocked, but at the same time, they thought a talking parrot was very cool.
Later that evening, the woman's husband came home. As he walked through the door, the parrot recognized him immediately, and said,"Wow, how about this! A new brothel, a new madame, two new whores, and the same old customer. How ya doin Tony?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bob, that's damn funny, man!
The little guy one was good also.I'v used a crowbar on a few heads myself.I got sent away again but only 7 days this time. Something about stealing groceries and a truck. Just a big mixup. Your site makes me laugh dude.

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

That is very funny!!! Sounds like he was familar!! (LOL)


Thanks for visiting me the other day and wishing Sam and I best wishes...very much appreciated. Take care (smiling)

drunkbh said...

I wonder who got to stay, the parrot or the husband.

morbid misanthrope said...

I know a certain bird that'll end up as dinner tonight.

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