Thanksgiving

One day a little boy was sitting at home waiting for Grandma and Grandpa to arrive for Thanksgiving. He decided to go see what his mom was doing . As he walked into the kitchen , his mom yelled“Fuck!”
“Mommy what does that mean?”
Mom , who was having a stressful day, could only think to say …”Umm it mean carving the turkey”
“Oh okay” said the little boy and he left. He decided see what his dad was doing so he went upstairs to the bathroom and as just as he walked in, his dad yelled “shit”
“Daddy .. what does that mean?”
Dad, caught off guard, said, “Umm … it means shaving cream”
“Okay” said the boy . That wasn't very interesting, so he decided to go see what his brother was doing. He walked into the bedroom where his brother was watching TV and heard him say “Oh yeah baby! Tits and Ass!”
"Hey! What does that mean?”
“Uh oh! It means,umm .. coats and hats”
The boy said,“okay, see ya”. He was heading back downstairs, when he heard his sister's voice. When he walked into her room, she was on the phone . Not noticing that her little brother was there, she said,“that asshole and his bitch!”
Surprising her, he asked“Who are you talking about?”
Annoyed, and not thinking he would understand, she replied,“umm grandma and grandpa”
Suddenly, the door bell rang … it was probably grandma and grandpa.
Thelittle boy raced down the stairs, excited to see them. He flung open the door and said:
“Hi Asshole and Bitch! May I take your tits and ass? Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey, and dad is in the bathroom smearing shit all over his face!”