Feeling edgy one day, a man decided to relax, by taking a hot bath.
Just as he sat in the tub, and became comfortable, the doorbell rang. He then got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe, and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Cursing, and slamming the door, the man returned to his bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his head against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his clothes , and with every move bringing a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, “You know, you’ve been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax…Why don’t you go home and take a long hot bath?”
4 comments:
Deja vu!
Then did he stab the doctor with the nearest scalple?
It's quite ironic that you would tell a joke about bathing when you happen to be one of the smelliest, stinkiest, foulest badgers that ever lurked in the forest.
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