Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Pharmacy

One evening, at a pharmacy, a man came in, and asked to speak with a male pharmacist. The lady at the counter said that she was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male employees. She asked how she could help.
The man said that it was something he would be more comfortable discussing, with a male . She reminded him that she was a professional, and he could speak candidly with her.
"This is tough for me to say," he said, "but I have a permanent erection. So I was wondering what you could give me for it."
"Just a minute", said the pharmacist, " I'll go talk to my sister."
She returned a few minutes later and said: "We discussed this at length. The absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

6 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Hmmmmmm....and how big was this erection?

morbid misanthrope said...

I bet he could have gotten an even better deal had he pressed the issue.

Anonymous said...

one of those instances when you can have the cake and eat it too. :)

pressing the issue? hehehe...

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