Feelings

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being
there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions
to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them
continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man introduced
Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening -
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night
of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Hillary, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"