A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, ran into a butcher shop and ran off with a roast. The butcher went to the lawyer's office and asked, "if a dog running loose steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment, for the meat, from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer replied, "Absolutely!"
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from my shop today."
The lawyer, without a word, made out a check to the butcher for $8.50.
The butcher, feeling very satisfied, returned to his shop.
Three days later, the butcher received a bill from the lawyer.
It said, "Amount due for consultation; $100 dollars."
5 comments:
I always knew I should have become a lawyer.
I would have been a lawyer if I didn't have so many moral problems with the job. I'll have to find a more honest, respectable profession. I don't know, something like barnyard animal rapist...
Woo-hoo! Burn on lawyers!
Nym, you still can be.
Morb, why limit yourself to barnyards?
I'm thinking about it...
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