Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The Patch

Two priests were in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looked at the other one's penis and noticed a Nicoderm patch on it. He looked at the other priest and said, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other priest replied, "So far, it's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.