A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic.
"Next semester in her biology class."
4 comments:
If he's lucky, she'll kiss him before she starts cutting. Just in case he turns into a handsome prince. But if he did turn into a handsome prince, I'll bet he'd turn out to be gay. Maybe she should just start cutting.
Good ol' biology class. My school couldn't afford frogs, so the janitor encouraged us to bring in younger siblings or cousins. It was kind of a sad day, but that C- really cheered me up. Thanks little Timmy!
What a date!
Maybe the frog will get wise after losing a leg or two before it gets worse.
Yikes !
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