Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
don't know Shit".
Now, You can handle the situation.
Awe Shit,who owned a fertilizer company , married O. Shit, the owner of
Knee-deep Shit, Inc.
They had a son named Jack.
In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit and they produced 6 children: Holie Shit, Fulla Shit, Giva Shit, Bull Shit ,who became a high shcool dropout, and a set of twins named, Deep Shit and Dip Shit. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
Shit-Sherlock.
Dip Shit married Loda Shit and they produced a cowardly son,
Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit were inseparable
throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The Shit-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
BullShit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from France with his new bride, Pisa Shit.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Shit, you can say,
"Sure I do"
9 comments:
Your shittin me Badger, you shitty little weasel, a proper dogshit down there in your shithole. You do know your shit from shinola but you should be shitcanned. You could fall in a bucket of shit and come up smelling like a rose ....must be all that cowshit, pigshit, and horseshit you shovelled into a monster shitpile when you were a young shitfaced little redneck down on your shitty little farm.
HA Ha Ha. That's pretty good detty! I love positivity. I like your rant better than my post. Keep up the good work.
Holy shit, P. Detty!
FYI- I know a lot of shit.
At the casino, are they known as shit out of luck? (couldn't help myself)
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