Thursday, September 29, 2005
The Day After Hump Day
It's time for the lurkers to come into the light and ask Bob! Marriage Counselling, dating advice, christmas shopping, sexual hangups, whatever. Bring it on! Questions regarding leprosy will be directed to Willow's site. Disclaimer-I take no responsibility for anything I say or do, because I believe that it would hurt my credibility, for someday becoming your President.
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is there a way to stop loving somebody that you don't want to love anymore?
Yes! Hire me to set him up with a call girl, and then I will take pictures, and show them to you. Problem solved. I must warn you that this is illegal, but,you could also have him killed. I am very good at this.
I mean taking pictures!
Is it someone you have to see everyday?
This question has been on my mind as of late.
Which city came first Lemuria or Mu for short, or Atlantis? Various channelers, psychics, and new age hippy bastards have claimed that Mu was first and Atlantis came later; possibly created by descendants of the ancient Lemurians. Others have gone as far as to say the ancients from Mu weren't humanoid in form and were almost jellyfish-like. Yet if the Atlantians came from them, why were they more supposedly Minoan in appearance, or even Ancient Egyptian, since we all know the Atlantians that escaped the catastrophe that destroyed their island ended up all over the world most likely starting the pyramid-building cultures in South America and Egypt.
Wait a minute...that's not a question really considering it's all a bunch of hogwash and flibberty-gibbits. Never mind.
OK, so how about this: did you hate Metallica’s St. Anger as much as I did?
What is my marriage counselor, whom I'm dating on the side, getting me for Christmas and will it make me feel bad about my sexual hangups?
Also, why did my cat poop in the guest bedroom?
Morb, I think metallica is a little overrated, and has only a few god songs. My favorite is turn the page, followed by enter sandman.
baby , i'm getting you some new lingerie,and us a suite at motel 6,where they always leave the light on. We will continue to work on those sexual hangups.
Your cat pooped in the guest bedroom, because the bathroom was in use?
Wow! Morb ,that's pretty impressive.
To answer your earlier non-question, I believe that all life spawned from web-toed badgers. They split into two colonies, one became earth dwellers, and the other stayed in the underwater world of Badgelantis
That makes a lot more sense than that Jellyfish, higher being, Lemuria nonsense. But how do you explain the Annunaki? Badger aliens or multi-dimensional badger beings? And the Nephelim? Half badger half fallen angel perhaps?
I've got a question? Why can't every day be hump day. I think it would cure a lot of problems related to marriage, dating, Christmas shopping and sexual hangups.
Morb, I have to think about that comment for awhile. You have thrown the quick witted badger for a loop.
Bh,every day can be hump day, but we each have to do our part. The world would be a happy place. Endorphins would run amuk, no pain , no wars, just throngs of people, humping everwhere. When I am president, I promise to abolish sexual hangups and promote a free love society.
Armaedes, spoken like a true stalker.
I've been living with a married woman for 5 years now, will she ever divorce her husband for me?
Mr Groom,be careful what you wish for. Sounds like you already have the perfect situation.
I plan to defer all questions regarding leprosy right back to those damn lepoards and their idiot cousins, the badgers. (Who, by the way, have a history of stalking women and pooping in their guest bedrooms and blaming the innocent household pets for their disgusting act.)
Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra Album ROCKS! and therefore the band can be forgiven for any future missteps they may make with other albums.
I cannot be held responsible for my idiot cousins.
blue
who do you love that you want to stop loving?? and why do you want to stop loving them?
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