God was just about done creating Adam and Eve, and had two things left in his bag. He couldn't quite decide on who should get what, so he decided to ask them about it. He told them one of the things he had left was a thing-a-ma-bob, that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give it to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited schoolboy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it . So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started peeing everywhere. First he peed on the side of a rock. Then he spelled his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away -- laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the other thing I have left. "
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God
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I think that pretty much sums men and women up. It reminds me of the song from the Wizard Of Oz, If I Only Had A Brain.
PS- You got spammed by an idiot. They can't even spam correctly. Keep up the gerat blogging.
yhanks bh!
Nice one!
I don't know...I met a lot of women in college who must have missed the brain line.
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