A few minutes before services started, the townspeople were sitting in church talking amongst themselves. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, in a frantic effort to get away from him. Everyone left, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew , seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize that I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute." returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity??" persisted Satan.
"Yep." was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?
"The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
5 comments:
It's not smart to make fun of The big "S" aka the "Devil" because if he doesn't enjoy your joke and gets pissed off, there's going to be badger cooking on the barbie.
Yikes willow!!!
Wait....I think I know his wife also.
Very cool design! Useful information. Go on!
» »
Where did you find it? Interesting read »
Post a Comment