The Interview

A man was injured in a horrible accident, and suffered the amputation of both his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he became very self-conscious .Also, because of the accident, he received a large sum of money through his insurance company. It had always been his dream to own his own business, so he decided to use this windfall, to purchase a small computer firm. Realizing that he had very little business experience , he decided to hire someone to help run the business. From a list of applicants, he picked out three potential candidates to interview.
The first interview was going really well. The applicant seemed very smart. The owner's final question was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The applicant responded, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." The owner got upset at this answer and threw the guy out.
The second interview started off even better than the first. This candidate seemed even more qualified, but again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question , "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"The applicant responded, "Yes, you have no ears." The owner was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.
Then came the third and final interview. The third candidate was even better than the second. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man decided once again to ask the question. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"The guy replied "Yeah, I bet you wear contact lenses. Pleasantly surprised, the owner replied, "Wow! how perceptive of you! How could you tell? The guy burst out laughing and said "you can't wear glasses ,if you don't have any ears!"