Sunday, August 21, 2005
The Alligator
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. For witnessing this spectacle, each of you must buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his genitals in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a dental site. It pretty much covers dental related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
Very good one, Badger.
BB, can you possibly delete all the spam??
Cute!
Why when I click your mean spirited comment to Opinionista do I get MY blog?
Must be your computer,because when I checked, it was referenced to my site.
When I click "homepage" it goes to my site.
Badger, they way you put in the URL, it goes to blogger home page. So if you're signed in - when people come to visit you - they get their own page.
I owe you an apology. I'm feel like a turd. I'm sorry to cause you aggreviation.
No problem. I love aggravation. I strive for chaos.
So I can keep visiting? (I've felt HORRIBLE about this all day and I'm super freaking tired because of a red bull incident)
Thanks for being a class act BB
Wow! Nobody has ever accused me of having class. How did you know I was putting on an act??
What happened to the bull?
It's a drink with something in it for energy. The effects of which I didn't feel until 10pm. I was up till almost 3am. I don't know what is in the drink, but according to their website, its definitely not bull semen.
I know, I was disappointed, too. I'm dragging around today like I can't even explain, I don't do well with little sleep. I'm going to go to bed early unless there's something really good on tv. (pathetic)
by the way, did you see the new feature on blogger to help block spam. If you go to your dash board and under help, type in word verification. Its a new feature and makes posters type in a word they see as a picture, before you can post.
might be worth a shot. I hope that explanation was understandable.
Thanks for the info.
Where did you find it? Interesting read »
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