Locals

A woman sitting in a restaurant, in upstate New York, suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, so two locals, named Steve and Ernie, turned to help her.
"Kin ya swallow?" asked Steve.
The woman signalled No, desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Ernie.
The woman shook her head NO!
With that, Steve walked behind her, lifted her dress, pulled down her underwear, and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her ass. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth, and she began to breathe again.
Steve swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Ernie, dumbfounded, said in admiration "Ya know Steve, I'd heard of that Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but thats the first time I ever seen somebody do it"