One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.
"This was beyond tolerable, and pissed her off, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wiener".
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
7 comments:
Was it a Kosher or Ballpark Frank?
How about an all beef 1/4 ponder, or maybe some polish sausage?
Hell yeah! I'm always up for a big chunk of meat.
Wow, his wife is a bitch and a whore.
Correction MM....she's a slut. As far as I know, she gives it out for free.
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That's a great story. Waiting for more. »
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