Exams

A professor was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow’s final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death.
One smart-ass student asked,“What about extreme sexual exhaustion?” and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter subsided, the professor glared at the student and said,“That's not an excuse. You can just use your other hand to write with.”