Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist ,with a huge knife, comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt 45 Automatic, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,healthier street, that would discourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
A Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Reload), BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Hey, I'm on a random blog search fueled by boredom-
I promise I'm not a spambot- I hate those.
It's nice to run into a normal blog.
By the way, I would surely turn up Republican on your test.
Great one Badgerbob.
By the way (are we in the desert in this one?)...If I were in this position, I'd run out & before the f*cking towelhead had a chance to slice me, I'd kick him in between the legs, he'd buckle over, I'd grab his knife, then I'd tie him up using strips of cloth from his dress & his towelhead towel and torture him slowly for my amusement for as long as it was still fun, then leave him there to slowly suffocate in the heat. And I'd do the same to any of his other pals.
Hatred gives you strength.
Yorick, a strong country needs a republican attitude in these trying times. God help us if the Democrats get back in power.
Nym, this must be almost therepeutic for you. That was such a great release of rage and hostility. You go girl!!
Looking for information and found it at this great site... Cable dsl gateway router acyclovir dosage online How to pass a drug test adderall vacuum cleaners Essai gmc yukon denali 1999 kaiser permanente health insurance internet service providers alexandria va Aydin and fluoxetine Copyright designs and patents act 1988 Wv vacations Sms isdn Multiple antidepressants car roof racks uk Rosacea gold bond Sbc yohoo dsl Vibrator into me http://www.internet-access-5.info/Broadbandresidential.html +ionamin +uk Surveillance+technics+used+by+insurance+companies young teens in bra and panties
Post a Comment