Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Mujibar

Mujibar was a foreigner, who was trying to get into America, legally by going through through Immigration. His last hurdle was a meeting with an immigration official.
The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink And Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I Am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I Pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar passed his test, and now lives in San Francisco, California, and works at the Immigration help desk.

7 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

I think you're wrong on this one. Mujibar and all of his family most certainly live in NYC. And he works at the deli down the street. The mutherfucker can never get an order right because he doesn't underfuckingstand English.

Jillian said...

So funny...but oh so true!!

drunkbh said...

Shit, I thought he worked at the Taco Bell drive-thru.

Anonymous said...

Y'all is just a tad bit racist. Funny, but racist. shame on all you gals!

morbid misanthrope said...

Wasn't that Mujibar guy on David Letterman's show with some guy named Sirajul? Those guys were pretty damn smooth, and they both dressed way better than I do.

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