Monday, December 05, 2005

Amber Alert!!!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a 'date-rape drug' called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form, and is available nearly everywhere!
"Beer" as it is commonly referred to, is used by 'female predators' to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "Beers," and then ask him home for 'no-strings-attached Sex', .... a simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several "Beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship!" In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "Marriage!" Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "Beer" is administered.
Forward this warning to every male you know! And, if you or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured, .... male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses!

12 comments:

Blueprincesa said...

Whoa... this is so weird... I had a dream last night that I went out with some people and somebody spiked my drink and I couldn't remember what had happened the next day and I was really upset... maybe I should talk to Doctor Dreamland about that one.

NewYorkMoments said...

Shit! Who clued you guys into my master plan? Dammit! Now I'm going to have to come up w/ a new strategy. You'll pay for exposing us, Badgerbob...

drunkbh said...

I have to admit that it is amazing how much more attractive a person looking after a few drinks.

Jillian said...

Did ya really have to blow my secret weapon?!

badgerbob said...

Sorry ladies, but rest assured that a smart male, if there is such a creature, would use this knowledge to his advantage, and play... dumb?

morbid misanthrope said...

Fortunately, I've never been duped into having casual sex with a hot lady. I'm too smart for that shit.

drunkbh said...

Ahhhhh.... the smart male. I've heard tales of it's existance. Once, a friend of mine thought that she spotted one but it proved to be untrue.

J C said...

these women are getting smarter by the day

i will be on the lookout for this scam, badgerbob - and i will warn my fellow comrades about it, as well

badgerbob said...

the smart???, but playing dumb??? badger is happy to be of service.
Man, could I use a beer!

Anonymous said...

men (and badgers) *rolling eyes*

Unknown said...

It's nice that after a few beers all the ugly people leave...

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