Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Accident

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident one snowy, cold Monday morning. It was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So!.... You're a man. That's interesting! Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're both ok. This must be a sign from God that we should meet, and be friends, and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, and immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

8 comments:

morbid misanthrope said...

Not that I've ever actually met a real woman, but I believe it.

Blueprincesa said...

HA!!!!!

Smart girl.

Anonymous said...

LOL... That's the kind of woman that gives the rest of us a bad name *wink*

badgerbob said...

morb, scary huh?

hula, you evil? I don't think so. Smart? Definately!

Blue, takes one to know one.


Jt, you confirmed my theory, that we guys(rodents), must be wary at all times. Or else, we don't stand a chance.

NewYorkMoments said...

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Anonymous said...

lol... bob.. I'm that transparent ?!

drunkbh said...

Moral of the story- If a woman offers you a drink, you're gonna get screwed.

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