One evening, after work, a man stopped by his local bar for a beer. He struck up a conversation with a woman sitting on the stool next to him. The attraction was mutual, which led to dinner, and continued into an invitation for a nightcap. This in turn led to a night long session of lovemaking. The next morning he noticed a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. Panic set in, and he began to get worried.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asked.
"No, silly!," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continued
."No, nothing like that!" she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquired, hopefully.
"No, no, no!!!" she answered.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demanded.
" That's me, before the operation", she replied.
9 comments:
If that's not a reason to kill yourself, I don't know what is.
Oh...phew.....I thought she was going to have a metal plate in her head.
Morb,I'm with you on that one.
Nym, a metal plate is one thing....
Hula, will do.
Every man's worst nightmare?
That would suck!
what's the big deal, every thing worked and it was fun... just a one night stand anyway ?
oh and, what have you done with willow ? *raised eyebrow*
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