Whew!! It's been a wild and woolly ten day ride. Who would of thought that his friends would get him drunk, pack him in a box, and ship him to Afghanistan for bleeping Christmas. Not fucking me!!! The fact that I was given a flashlight and a couple of snickers bars, doesn't lessen my shock and dismay , not to mention my anger, one little bit.
Packed in a crate, marked as "Earthquake Relief Supplies", was not the way I had expected to spend my Christmas. Left with my ID, and a credit card. I guess my so called drinking buddies, figured I could just walk to the nearest 7-11 in Buttfuck Afganistan,(the locals refer to it as Shahr-i-Buzurg), and call a taxi to take me to the nearest airport. The country has a ratio of a whopping 1.4 cars, for every 1000 people. Thank god for those Canadian relief workers, especially the one who did those funny dances, for no apparent reason. She was either very happy, or a little touched in the head, but that's another story. They managed to get me on a plane back to reality.
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Lots of Canadians are a little touched in the head.
Lucky for you they sent you to a country full of cabdrivers.
Blue,I am a big fan of Canadians.
Nym,aren't they all in New York?
Ha ha ha ha cabdriver.
Welcome back badgerbob.
Your welcome. I danced because I was happy doing "good work" and most people don't automatically assume that because I like to dance on the spur of the moment that I'm a little touched in the head. I should have dropped you on top of a land mine and screamed, "Badger's Away!"
Reading the account of your adventure makes me glad that I gave up drugs.
You're lucky they don't eat badgers! Especially in a place as hard up as that! Welcome back, and happy new year.
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