Thursday, March 15, 2007

Reverse Immigration

This guy is definately thinking outside of the triangle.

Enter Mexico illegally.
Ignore immigration quotas, visas, international law, and all that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
Demand that the federal government provide retirement benefits for your elderly parents.
Procreate abundantly.
Demand that the Mexican school system provide schooling for all your children.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do the same.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop; proudly display it in your front window and on your car bumper.
Demand a local Mexican driver's license and then use your new Mexican driver's license to apply for other legal rights and to legitimize your illegal presence in Mexico.
Demand that the Mexican driver's license be acceptable documentation for voter's registration.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Insist that you should not have to pay taxes, because you are not a Mexican citizen and are only there "temporarily."
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, or soon be dead.
It will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world.
The only place this happens is right here... in the land of the gullible and the home of the naively stupid.

3 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

The only other country that suffers as much as we do is the UK. Meh.

morbid misanthrope said...

The land of the gullible, the home of the naively stupid, and the spawning grounds for the fuck-America-first liberals. Because it's always America's fault (even the shit that happened before there was an America).

Anonymous said...

so very true!
Our government seems to be so concerned about everyone but American citizens....time for a change right