One day, a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman pulled a car over on the Trans Canada Highway . When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to North Sydney to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus, and didn't want to be late. The Mountie told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Mountie that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Mountie then said that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked the magician if he would juggle them. The juggler stated that he would, so the Mountie got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a truck pulled in behind the patrol car. A Cape Bretoner, drunk, and driving home from the local tavern got out and watched the performance . He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door, and got in. The Mountie observed him doing this, went over to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the guy what the hell he thought he was doing.
The guy replied, "You might as well take me right to jail, cause there's no f*ckin` way I can pass that test."
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This joke was the reason I decided to enroll at Tim "Slappy" Thompson's College for Alcoholic Jugglers.
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