Gay Teddy

Gay Teddy goes into the doctor's office and has some tests
run. The doctor comes back and says, "Teddy, I am not going
to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Teddy is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of
spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and
peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a
gallon of prune juice."
Teddy asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for."