A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome toWal-Mart...Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no! They ain't. The oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
" No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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He didn't believe it because he didn't see how repulsive the guy was.
Just walking around NYC everyday I'm convinced that there's someone for everyone. Some of the couples are frightening.
LOL!
Good One.
She may have been loud, unnatractive, and mean, but at least she wasn't fat.
sigh... being fat is worse than those ?
One of the better punch lines I have read. *LOL*
I mean, I was expecting the ugly lady to punch the greeter!
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