A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said
that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby"
weighing twenty pounds.
"Wow! Twenty pounds!" exclaimed many at the bar as they
congratulated the proud father.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender
recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the
typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How
much does he weigh
now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? Didn't he weigh
twenty
pounds at birth?"
The proud Texas father said, "Yup . . . just had him
circumcised!"
5 comments:
What do you think they do in Texas with all of those humongous foreskins? Ummm...barbeque?
I wonder if Texan Mohels get hazard pay.
I don't think there was a baby at all. What's left after the so-called circumcision are the nuts!
I would get it made into a pair of boots. But that's just me.
Willow, stay tuned for an upcoming post, of interest to you.
Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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