A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was a real hardass , who was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
One day, while on a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to do something, to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO stormed up to the guy, leaning against the wall, and asked,"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF HERE, and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did around here?"
From across the room came a voice, "He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Duh. Like this story is true. He would have recognized the hat!
Where is your faith, woman?
I live in NYC. We survive by our wits.
Damn, maybe I should have been a pizza delivery guy.
Nym, did you mean tits?
Morb,I was thinking more of a liquor delivery guy.
Hey, a woman has to use all of her assets. (no pun intended)
Liquor delivery guy? They have those? I wouldn't make it out of the driveway before partaking of the goods. Not that I lack self-control, mind you; I simply will not pass up free alcohol.
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