How can you tell who's the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off his bedpan.
Did you bear about the Chinese couple that had a disabled baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work, in the future either.
What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern Zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say," fuck"?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "Bingo!".
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Thanks, Badgerbob! :-)
nym, you are quite welcome, and a happy birthday to YOU.
willow, you are back. Like a bad case of foot fungus. Do the orderlies, at the Butterscotch Palace, realize that you have escaped again? Have you found a new internet cafe, to operate from?
Wait!...Are those sirens for you?
Not yet! I'm 33 for another 48 hours!
You got all of those neat, little jokes out of the Bible, didn't you?
Thus spake John the Baptist: "And the chinaman's name was Sum Ting Wong. Verily, Jesus told me that one."
Sorry, I read the King James version.
Willow, dont think THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU ACCELERATING. Lucky for me, your bicycle is only a two-speed. Next time , you had better pedal faster, if you'r a plannin to catch ole bob.
Morb,was king james the guy with six wives, and a blind goat?
Happy birthday to NYM!!!
Thanks, Badgerbob! :-)
I was hoping that you would help me flame the blog troll who's stalking me...
I'll get right on it.
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